1 00:01:27,393 --> 00:01:28,995 Good morning. 2 00:01:28,995 --> 00:01:31,430 I'm glad you slept in because breakfast 3 00:01:31,430 --> 00:01:33,633 took me forever. 4 00:01:33,633 --> 00:01:36,736 I made us King Arthur blintzes. 5 00:01:36,736 --> 00:01:39,205 Wow. 6 00:01:39,205 --> 00:01:40,506 I'll set the table. 7 00:01:40,506 --> 00:01:41,941 Mm-hmm. 8 00:01:46,613 --> 00:01:47,847 ♪ Oh, but dear ♪ 9 00:01:47,847 --> 00:01:51,417 ♪ The sky is low watch ♪ 10 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:53,085 ♪ Fluent seamen ♪ 11 00:01:53,085 --> 00:01:56,255 ♪ Rig their rudders so they'll... ♪ 12 00:01:59,892 --> 00:02:02,128 I had a really amazing dream last night. 13 00:02:02,128 --> 00:02:03,196 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 14 00:02:04,763 --> 00:02:06,532 I was... 15 00:02:06,532 --> 00:02:08,767 a monarch butterfly. 16 00:02:10,003 --> 00:02:11,938 And I knew that... 17 00:02:11,938 --> 00:02:14,240 I only had three days to live. 18 00:02:15,141 --> 00:02:17,476 So I had to fly around the world 19 00:02:17,476 --> 00:02:21,013 and see all of the things I hadn't seen yet. 20 00:02:21,013 --> 00:02:22,315 Budapest. 21 00:02:23,516 --> 00:02:24,851 Machu Picchu. 22 00:02:26,285 --> 00:02:28,587 Those snow baboons. 23 00:02:28,587 --> 00:02:30,856 From Japan? - Yeah. 24 00:02:31,991 --> 00:02:33,225 And then... 25 00:02:33,225 --> 00:02:34,961 I had an epiphany. 26 00:02:36,695 --> 00:02:39,298 I can't go that far in three days. 27 00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:44,770 And that's fine. 28 00:02:46,039 --> 00:02:49,809 Because I'm here. 29 00:02:49,809 --> 00:02:52,878 And I'll see what I see. 30 00:02:55,448 --> 00:02:58,584 Wow. 31 00:02:58,584 --> 00:03:00,687 All of that... 32 00:03:00,687 --> 00:03:02,221 in one dream. 33 00:03:02,221 --> 00:03:03,322 Mm. 34 00:03:03,322 --> 00:03:05,992 You're lucky. 35 00:03:05,992 --> 00:03:08,695 I have the same nightmare every night. 36 00:03:08,695 --> 00:03:12,799 That my face is on the cover of newspapers everywhere... 37 00:03:12,799 --> 00:03:15,267 and the headline just says, "Pathetic," 38 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:18,605 and the newspaper's called "The Pathetic Times," 39 00:03:18,605 --> 00:03:20,139 and everybody's reading it 40 00:03:20,139 --> 00:03:22,341 and laughing at me and pointing at me. 41 00:03:22,341 --> 00:03:23,742 It's truly awful. 42 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:25,945 Oh, Chip. 43 00:03:26,745 --> 00:03:29,048 That sounds so stressful. 44 00:03:30,216 --> 00:03:33,086 You're not pathetic. - I know that! 45 00:03:34,153 --> 00:03:35,888 I don't think that. 46 00:03:35,888 --> 00:03:37,556 I think I'm very impressive. 47 00:03:37,556 --> 00:03:38,958 I guess my dreams hate me 48 00:03:38,958 --> 00:03:40,459 for some reason. 49 00:03:44,863 --> 00:03:47,066 Hmm. - Hmm. 50 00:03:49,102 --> 00:03:53,172 I know this sounds strange, but I just feel like... 51 00:03:53,172 --> 00:03:56,009 a completely different person. 52 00:03:59,012 --> 00:04:01,114 All I know is that... 53 00:04:02,115 --> 00:04:05,618 I just don't want to look like... 54 00:04:05,618 --> 00:04:06,953 Her. 55 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:17,596 I think I can help you with that. 56 00:04:22,368 --> 00:04:23,936 Okay, so... 57 00:04:23,936 --> 00:04:25,171 We Googled "Who's the boy on the 58 00:04:25,171 --> 00:04:26,939 Lil Sticky's wrapper?" - Mm-hmm. 59 00:04:26,939 --> 00:04:29,008 We pasted all of the missing person signs 60 00:04:29,008 --> 00:04:30,743 all over the city. - Mm-hmm. 61 00:04:30,743 --> 00:04:32,812 Maybe we just tweet at Lil Sticky's 62 00:04:32,812 --> 00:04:33,980 and see what happens. 63 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,414 And say what? 64 00:04:35,414 --> 00:04:36,983 "@LilStickysBun, 65 00:04:36,983 --> 00:04:38,785 "we suspect that the person on your wrapper 66 00:04:38,785 --> 00:04:40,386 kidnapped our best friend?" Yeah, right. 67 00:04:40,386 --> 00:04:42,921 - Honestly, yeah. 68 00:04:43,957 --> 00:04:45,091 Mm-hmm. That's true. 69 00:04:45,091 --> 00:04:46,959 Okay, great. Um... 70 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:49,361 yeah, so I think that the post 71 00:04:49,361 --> 00:04:51,230 should come from the account that has the most followers 72 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:52,599 so that they'll reply. - Right. 73 00:04:52,599 --> 00:04:55,534 So, um, Elliott, that's probably you. 74 00:04:55,534 --> 00:04:57,003 Thank you. 75 00:04:57,003 --> 00:04:59,271 - Drew, that's so mean! - It's true, honey. 76 00:04:59,271 --> 00:05:00,807 I'm just trying to be honest. 77 00:05:00,807 --> 00:05:05,511 "@LilStickysBun... with all due respect..." 78 00:05:05,511 --> 00:05:06,813 That's good. That sounds smart. 79 00:05:06,813 --> 00:05:08,047 Yeah. "We suspect... 80 00:05:08,047 --> 00:05:10,950 "that the boy on your packaging... 81 00:05:10,950 --> 00:05:13,653 kidnapped our friend..." - Mm-hmm. 82 00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:15,888 "Please advise." 83 00:05:16,922 --> 00:05:18,324 - Send. - Good, perfect. 84 00:05:18,324 --> 00:05:19,959 It's perfect. Clean, clear. 85 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,763 What a collection. 86 00:05:23,763 --> 00:05:25,564 Yeah. 87 00:05:25,564 --> 00:05:27,133 They're all my aunt Lilah's. 88 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:29,669 She went bald from stress when I was a baby, 89 00:05:29,669 --> 00:05:31,403 so she just bought a ton of wigs 90 00:05:31,403 --> 00:05:33,372 and really just had fun with it. 91 00:05:33,372 --> 00:05:35,007 Mm... 92 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:36,375 Chip... 93 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:39,378 this looks crazy! 94 00:05:39,378 --> 00:05:41,748 Uh, yeah. I guess you're right. 95 00:05:41,748 --> 00:05:44,483 Okay. Um... 96 00:05:44,483 --> 00:05:46,252 what about... 97 00:05:46,252 --> 00:05:47,654 Oh! 98 00:05:47,654 --> 00:05:48,888 What about this one? 99 00:05:50,422 --> 00:05:52,458 This could be you. 100 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:53,693 Yeah? Okay. 101 00:06:04,670 --> 00:06:07,006 I like it. 102 00:06:07,006 --> 00:06:09,008 Well, it's really working. 103 00:06:09,008 --> 00:06:11,711 Really working. 104 00:06:11,711 --> 00:06:14,446 Blonde Dory. 105 00:06:20,486 --> 00:06:24,223 Should I change my name, too? 106 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:29,195 If you want. 107 00:06:33,566 --> 00:06:36,803 Okay. 108 00:06:36,803 --> 00:06:40,707 What about... 109 00:06:40,707 --> 00:06:44,611 Stephanie? 110 00:06:45,912 --> 00:06:49,581 You don't like it. 111 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:51,984 Well, Stephanie... 112 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:54,687 Should we celebrate somehow? 113 00:06:54,687 --> 00:06:56,422 I'm thinking... 114 00:06:56,422 --> 00:07:00,059 We go out into the world together. 115 00:07:01,494 --> 00:07:04,997 My Aunt Lilah has some fabulous outfits 116 00:07:04,997 --> 00:07:07,366 I could put you in. 117 00:07:07,366 --> 00:07:11,237 And no one would even recognize who you are. 118 00:07:14,007 --> 00:07:16,843 Or who you were. 119 00:07:22,749 --> 00:07:24,450 Ooh, boo-boos. 120 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:25,685 I have an idea. 121 00:07:25,685 --> 00:07:28,587 We could all apply for jobs at Lil Sticky's. 122 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:30,556 - Hmm, that's true, 123 00:07:30,556 --> 00:07:32,258 but I think that's maybe a longer plan 124 00:07:32,258 --> 00:07:34,460 than we wanna take on. - Ooh, um... yeah. 125 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:37,263 I just, uh-- wait one second. 126 00:07:37,263 --> 00:07:39,031 Hi! Um... how are you? 127 00:07:39,031 --> 00:07:42,001 I'm coming to Chicago! 128 00:07:42,001 --> 00:07:44,070 - Wait, wha--what? - To see you! 129 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,605 I booked my flight and everything. 130 00:07:45,605 --> 00:07:47,907 I leave tonight! And it's a red-eye, 131 00:07:47,907 --> 00:07:49,776 which I've always wanted to take. 132 00:07:49,776 --> 00:07:51,377 It sounds so elite! 133 00:07:51,377 --> 00:07:52,679 No, no, no, um... are you-- 134 00:07:52,679 --> 00:07:54,313 actually you're gonna have to, um... 135 00:07:54,313 --> 00:07:56,749 cancel that flight, 'cause... 136 00:07:56,749 --> 00:07:58,184 I'm not in Chicago. 137 00:07:58,184 --> 00:07:59,585 What? 138 00:07:59,585 --> 00:08:00,953 Well, where are you? 139 00:08:00,953 --> 00:08:04,190 Um, I'm in, um, uh... 140 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,557 I'm in New York. 141 00:08:05,557 --> 00:08:06,793 What? Why? 142 00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:08,294 Since when? 143 00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:09,896 Um, just, uh... yeah. 144 00:08:09,896 --> 00:08:12,298 Just this morning 'cause I, um... 145 00:08:12,298 --> 00:08:13,733 yeah, do you know that the high-- 146 00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:15,201 the speech that I gave at the high school. 147 00:08:15,201 --> 00:08:17,837 I was--it became, like... so beloved 148 00:08:17,837 --> 00:08:20,907 that they want me to do it in New York. 149 00:08:20,907 --> 00:08:22,041 What? 150 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:23,610 Yeah, it's, uh... yeah. 151 00:08:23,610 --> 00:08:25,511 'Cause it's like the-- my high school, apparently, 152 00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:28,580 is, like, a part of a bigger conglomerate of high schools. 153 00:08:28,580 --> 00:08:32,018 And, yeah, so now I'm, like, kind of on this, um... 154 00:08:32,018 --> 00:08:34,621 speech tour, and... 155 00:08:34,621 --> 00:08:36,656 Life is so crazy. 156 00:08:38,057 --> 00:08:39,759 Well, do you think you'll be back 157 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:41,327 for the Snowflake Gala? 158 00:08:41,327 --> 00:08:43,262 - Drew, come in here! 159 00:08:43,262 --> 00:08:44,296 I-I hope so. I don't know. 160 00:08:44,296 --> 00:08:45,531 I gotta--I gotta go. 161 00:08:45,531 --> 00:08:46,833 The high school is yelling at me. 162 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:48,735 Okay! I love y-- 163 00:08:48,735 --> 00:08:49,902 What'd they say? 164 00:08:49,902 --> 00:08:51,137 Okay, so the tweet says, 165 00:08:51,137 --> 00:08:53,139 "Kidnapping is a big mood. 166 00:08:53,139 --> 00:08:55,107 Check your DMs." 167 00:08:55,107 --> 00:08:57,243 And then the DM says, 168 00:08:57,243 --> 00:09:00,379 "We kindly ask that you please delete your tweet. 169 00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,414 "Please meet us at our flagship location 170 00:09:02,414 --> 00:09:05,417 "in New Jersey today at 1:15 p.m. 171 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:08,421 We will send a ca--" They're gonna send a car. 172 00:09:44,457 --> 00:09:46,926 Hi. Okay. 173 00:09:46,926 --> 00:09:50,730 Whew... 174 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:52,498 Oh, shoot. 175 00:09:52,498 --> 00:09:54,466 - What? - Oh, one of... 176 00:09:54,466 --> 00:09:57,870 Paula Jo's lovely angels fell into the driveway. 177 00:09:57,870 --> 00:10:01,073 - Oh. - Um... 178 00:10:01,073 --> 00:10:02,942 I'm gonna go move it. 179 00:10:02,942 --> 00:10:05,044 I'll be right back. Okay? 180 00:10:05,044 --> 00:10:07,847 You just stay right there. 181 00:10:07,847 --> 00:10:11,217 Just a sec. 182 00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:39,979 Ah! Okay. 183 00:10:42,414 --> 00:10:44,116 All aboard who's coming aboard! 184 00:10:44,116 --> 00:10:45,517 - Me. - Ah! 185 00:10:45,517 --> 00:10:47,386 Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited! 186 00:10:47,386 --> 00:10:49,956 I'm so glad you suggested ice cream! 187 00:10:49,956 --> 00:10:51,157 What's it called again? 188 00:10:51,157 --> 00:10:54,160 - Caramel balsamic swirl. - Swirl. 189 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,527 Caramel-la-la-la. 190 00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:57,129 - There's so many Ls in it. 191 00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:59,665 Oh, I love it. 192 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:03,435 Why, hello! 193 00:11:03,435 --> 00:11:04,937 You must be the Elliott Goss party, 194 00:11:04,937 --> 00:11:06,238 am I right? 195 00:11:06,238 --> 00:11:07,239 That's right! 196 00:11:07,239 --> 00:11:08,641 We are just so sorry 197 00:11:08,641 --> 00:11:10,409 to hear about your friend who was kidnapped. 198 00:11:10,409 --> 00:11:12,478 It just sounds awful. 199 00:11:12,478 --> 00:11:14,046 I'm Richard Wreck, CEO and chairman 200 00:11:14,046 --> 00:11:16,482 of Wreck Foods, multinational conglomerate, 201 00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:18,450 parent company of Lil Sticky's. 202 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,620 And this is my wife. This is Gertrude. 203 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,655 You are all so put together 204 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:25,024 for people living in such a nightmare! 205 00:11:25,024 --> 00:11:28,260 You must be in hell! Worried sick! 206 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:29,962 Thank you so much for saying that. 207 00:11:29,962 --> 00:11:31,497 Honestly, it has been hell. 208 00:11:31,497 --> 00:11:32,932 That's a perfect word to describe 209 00:11:32,932 --> 00:11:34,133 what we're going through. 210 00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:35,434 Well, we just want you to know 211 00:11:35,434 --> 00:11:37,336 that we take this very seriously. 212 00:11:37,336 --> 00:11:39,205 So what we thought is, we'd offer you 213 00:11:39,205 --> 00:11:41,407 a personal tour of the facilities 214 00:11:41,407 --> 00:11:43,509 and, you know, get to know you a little better. 215 00:11:43,509 --> 00:11:46,178 Do you do that to everyone who tweets at you? 216 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:47,647 Oh, no, no, no, no. 217 00:11:47,647 --> 00:11:49,415 You, sir, are Elliott Goss. 218 00:11:49,415 --> 00:11:50,750 You're a celebrity, 219 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:52,619 and you are going to get the star treatment. 220 00:11:52,619 --> 00:11:54,821 Okay, thank you. I weirdly needed that. 221 00:11:54,821 --> 00:11:57,123 It's become hard for me to operate otherwise, 222 00:11:57,123 --> 00:12:00,326 so, yeah, we'll take the tour. 223 00:12:00,326 --> 00:12:03,029 Shall we? 224 00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:04,330 Oh, we... 225 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:08,067 Come on! 226 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,936 And away we go! 227 00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:11,838 Okay! 228 00:12:11,838 --> 00:12:15,942 I'm with this person. We're best friends. 229 00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:18,277 Just two people... 230 00:12:18,277 --> 00:12:20,713 walking together... 231 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:22,682 as friends... 232 00:12:22,682 --> 00:12:24,416 Intimacy... 233 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:25,985 - Hmm. - Oh, my God. 234 00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:28,020 People are so jealous of us. 235 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:30,823 I mean, you have to understand, people are very lonely. 236 00:12:30,823 --> 00:12:33,192 You know, they hardly have anyone. 237 00:12:33,192 --> 00:12:35,294 And I-- 238 00:12:35,294 --> 00:12:38,164 What? 239 00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:40,132 It's closed? 240 00:12:42,301 --> 00:12:43,836 It's closed? 241 00:12:43,836 --> 00:12:47,907 "After 67 years of servicing this wonderful town, 242 00:12:47,907 --> 00:12:50,843 we've decided to stop." 243 00:12:51,844 --> 00:12:53,545 No! No! 244 00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:55,047 It can't be closed! 245 00:12:55,047 --> 00:12:56,248 That was the plan! 246 00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:58,951 I wanted caramel balsamic swirl! 247 00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:01,821 And now I can't because it's closed forever. 248 00:13:04,323 --> 00:13:05,491 That's what I want! 249 00:13:05,491 --> 00:13:08,795 I-I want it now! 250 00:13:10,529 --> 00:13:12,331 Hey, Chip, Chip, Chip! It's okay! 251 00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:13,766 Lilah! 252 00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:15,267 Lilah... 253 00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:17,203 It's okay. 254 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:19,438 It's just ice cream. 255 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,710 Mm? 256 00:13:24,911 --> 00:13:26,178 Come on. 257 00:13:27,647 --> 00:13:30,917 I bet there's another ice cream shop nearby, 258 00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:32,885 and they have all different kinds of flavors, 259 00:13:32,885 --> 00:13:34,486 and then you get to try something 260 00:13:34,486 --> 00:13:36,956 that you've never had before! 261 00:13:38,491 --> 00:13:40,359 Life is good. 262 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:42,094 Seriously. 263 00:13:42,094 --> 00:13:45,031 Don't forget that. 264 00:13:51,303 --> 00:13:54,941 But then it turned out to be a completely different twink, 265 00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:58,878 and, apparently, the twink who we believe to be on your logo 266 00:13:58,878 --> 00:14:03,015 stole the identity of the twink who lives on the houseboat. 267 00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:04,617 What, exactly, is a twink? 268 00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:07,486 Oh, a twink is a young man with a slim build 269 00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:09,822 and supple, boyish qualities, 270 00:14:09,822 --> 00:14:12,959 but, at a certain age, a twink becomes a twunk. 271 00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,627 Oh! 272 00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:16,663 And just, like, we're at such a loss 273 00:14:16,663 --> 00:14:18,530 for what to do next, and we're really worried 274 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:19,866 about our friend, you know what I mean? 275 00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:21,367 - As you should be. - Yeah. 276 00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,435 I mean, you've been through so much. 277 00:14:23,435 --> 00:14:25,605 Especially you, Portia. 278 00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:27,473 That incident with the rats? 279 00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:29,275 How horrifying! 280 00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:31,410 And sticky! 281 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,145 You say your friend's name is... 282 00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:34,747 Dory Sief? 283 00:14:34,747 --> 00:14:36,315 - Mm-hmm. - Yes, that is it. 284 00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:37,884 Hmm... Well, I'm only asking 285 00:14:37,884 --> 00:14:40,152 'cause I want to make sure that we understand 286 00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:41,988 exactly how to help you. 287 00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:44,757 I think we just want to know who that guy is, you know? 288 00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:46,258 Do you have any information on him? 289 00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:48,427 'Cause we just really believe that the resemblance... 290 00:14:48,427 --> 00:14:50,362 - Yeah. - Is kind of undeniable, so. 291 00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:51,898 Well, strangely... 292 00:14:51,898 --> 00:14:54,834 I think that I can answer that question... 293 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,969 right here and now. - Wow! 294 00:14:56,969 --> 00:15:00,172 We intimately know the subject of our wrappers. 295 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,108 His name is Mickey Skunkman, 296 00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:05,277 and he's something of a celebrity around here. 297 00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:06,846 both: Mickey! 298 00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:08,447 Tada! 299 00:15:08,447 --> 00:15:11,517 - Yeah, here he is. 300 00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:12,719 I'm sorry. What's happening? 301 00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:14,821 So these are my young fans. 302 00:15:14,821 --> 00:15:16,488 - Yep. - Yes, they are, Mickey. 303 00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:17,957 And they're very excited 304 00:15:17,957 --> 00:15:19,391 to meet you! 305 00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:23,630 In 1996, we decided to put a face to... 306 00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,298 Lil Sticky's, and we sourced 307 00:15:26,298 --> 00:15:29,135 a-a very famous and iconic photo... 308 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:30,803 Uh... you might recognize it 309 00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:32,338 if you knew anything about history. 310 00:15:32,338 --> 00:15:35,608 Of a young boy with glittering eyes, 311 00:15:35,608 --> 00:15:38,177 just smiling at the Hindenburg blimp 312 00:15:38,177 --> 00:15:39,646 when it burst into flames. 313 00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:42,548 That photograph made me a celebrity overnight. 314 00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:44,917 Oh! And lucky for me... 315 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:47,920 I had the voice of an angel! 316 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,958 I sang this song to Doris Monkey... 317 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:55,862 on the Lenny/Danny Radio Hour. 318 00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,797 Oh, my gosh. I love Doris Monkey. 319 00:15:58,631 --> 00:16:01,033 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 320 00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,903 ♪ With a lady of the night ♪ 321 00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:06,472 ♪ She might be testy ♪ 322 00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:08,540 ♪ She might be lazy ♪ 323 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:09,976 ♪ But at night ♪ 324 00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:13,345 ♪ She gets so crazy! ♪ 325 00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,081 ♪ My wife wants to know ♪ 326 00:16:15,081 --> 00:16:17,617 ♪ Where's the money for the rent? ♪ 327 00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:20,152 - ♪ But I play dumb ♪ 328 00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:24,891 ♪ Because I know where all that good money went ♪ 329 00:16:24,891 --> 00:16:29,361 It went to the lady of the night. 330 00:16:29,361 --> 00:16:30,963 Yay! So good! 331 00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:33,766 ♪ It's that old lady ♪ 332 00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:36,836 ♪ Of the night ♪ 333 00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:38,237 - Oh! - That's great! 334 00:16:38,237 --> 00:16:40,439 But could I have my hand back? 335 00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:41,774 - You tell 'em. - So I'm sorry. 336 00:16:41,774 --> 00:16:43,876 So what you're saying is that this man 337 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:45,678 is the little boy on the wrapper. 338 00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:47,346 And I have the paperwork to prove it. 339 00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:50,349 Tell him. Tell him what you think he did. 340 00:16:50,349 --> 00:16:52,518 Oh, no, no, no. We don't-- 341 00:16:52,518 --> 00:16:53,853 No, we don't think that he did-- 342 00:16:53,853 --> 00:16:55,221 Well, he is the boy in the logo. 343 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:57,690 And--and you think the boy in the logo 344 00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,660 is a fiend, so tell him. Go ahead. 345 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,729 What did I do, ravishing lady? 346 00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,596 Well, you know, we... 347 00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,165 thought that the... 348 00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:08,935 man on the wrapper was the man that chloroformed me 349 00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:11,070 and covered me in honey, and then tried to get rats 350 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,338 to eat my body. 351 00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:15,041 And we also think that he kidnapped our friend, 352 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,142 but, you know... 353 00:17:16,142 --> 00:17:18,077 - Do you think I hurt you? - D--no. 354 00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:20,680 Do you think I did this terrible thing? 355 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,114 No, no, see, that's what I'm trying to say. 356 00:17:22,114 --> 00:17:23,650 Mickey, we actually know you didn't. 357 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,852 - I can't even walk. - I know. 358 00:17:25,852 --> 00:17:27,386 - How can I... - Yeah. 359 00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:30,589 Collect and transport a whole army of rats? 360 00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:31,958 You're really hurting my hand. 361 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,359 Mickey, Mickey, Mickey. They're just... 362 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:34,894 - Thank you. - Some crazy, mixed-up kids. 363 00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:36,863 You know what, actually, we should go 364 00:17:36,863 --> 00:17:38,665 'cause we're going to Chelsea Piers 365 00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,232 for this, like, tournament. - Yeah. 366 00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:42,268 - The tennis. - Queer tennis tournament. 367 00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:44,203 - So let's go. - Oh, wait, wait a minute. 368 00:17:44,203 --> 00:17:45,805 Hold on, hold on. - It's a beautiful song. 369 00:17:45,805 --> 00:17:47,073 Why don't we just take a picture here 370 00:17:47,073 --> 00:17:48,641 with Mickey while we still have him? 371 00:17:48,641 --> 00:17:50,943 I'll take it. I have the new phone. 372 00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:52,712 - Okay. - Get behind him. 373 00:17:52,712 --> 00:17:54,647 One, two, three. Go on, darling. 374 00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:55,815 You look so pretty. - Snuggle in. 375 00:17:55,815 --> 00:17:57,316 - My friend. - Squeeze in. 376 00:17:57,316 --> 00:17:59,085 Okay, everybody! 377 00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:01,120 Say... 378 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,088 "Sticky's"! 379 00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:04,757 all: Sticky's! 380 00:18:04,757 --> 00:18:07,393 Say "Sticky's"! 381 00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:08,995 all: Sticky's! 382 00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,330 A-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup. Elliott. 383 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,799 Sticky's! 384 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,466 both: Sticky's! 385 00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:17,169 Uh, my thumbs are in each one of the pictures. 386 00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,537 Here, one more. 387 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,139 Say... 388 00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:21,874 Sticky's! 389 00:18:21,874 --> 00:18:25,044 all: Sticky's! 390 00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:27,914 So, listen, if you guys want to go for a night on the town, 391 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:30,516 you just keep this driver for as long as you want. 392 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:33,620 Okay, wow, so generous. Thank you. 393 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,955 Wonderful to have met all of you. 394 00:18:35,955 --> 00:18:37,589 Yeah, you too! Okay, bye! 395 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,058 - Bye! - Be well, I love you. 396 00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:40,859 - Love you! - I don't know why I said that. 397 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,969 - They know something. - No, they don't. 398 00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:51,938 They don't know what they don't know. 399 00:18:51,938 --> 00:18:54,273 I'm very tired. I need some rest. 400 00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:56,542 All right. You did great, Uncle Pete. 401 00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,877 Anything for the family. 402 00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:01,714 Oh, Richard. 403 00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:04,383 I feel very anxious. - Hmm. 404 00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:07,519 And I'm tired of lying to poor people. 405 00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:10,522 You promised me I'd never have to do that. 406 00:19:10,522 --> 00:19:12,491 Now I feel like that's all I do. 407 00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:14,060 All right, I know it feels dire, 408 00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,594 but whatever our son did, 409 00:19:15,594 --> 00:19:16,863 I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. 410 00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:19,365 I worry. 411 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:22,135 He's a very delicate boy. 412 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:29,642 Do you like yours? 413 00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:32,211 No, I don't like it. 414 00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:33,479 Pecan praline. 415 00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,815 A stupid flavor! 416 00:19:35,815 --> 00:19:37,917 Surprise, surprise. 417 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,753 Well, you should've gotten mint chip. 418 00:19:40,753 --> 00:19:43,789 It's pitch perfect. 419 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,561 I'm gonna throw this up. 420 00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:52,498 I'm so mad today! 421 00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:22,729 - Dory? 422 00:20:22,729 --> 00:20:24,263 Dory? 423 00:20:25,898 --> 00:20:28,635 Hi! Oh, my God! 424 00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:31,871 You look incredible! I almost didn't recognize you. 425 00:20:31,871 --> 00:20:33,339 This hair! 426 00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:35,875 You are finally dressing for your figure. 427 00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:39,345 What are you doing in Babyfoot? 428 00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,813 This is positively wild. 429 00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:43,049 You know, I come here every year 430 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:45,017 to buy my Christmas tree, 431 00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:46,552 because it is the only town 432 00:20:46,552 --> 00:20:49,288 that will bypass federal laws and let you cut them down 433 00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:51,057 from the protected forest nearby. 434 00:20:51,057 --> 00:20:52,591 So they're gorgeous. 435 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,995 How are you? 436 00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:58,130 Aw... 437 00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,565 your cone. 438 00:20:59,565 --> 00:21:01,367 Mm. 439 00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:02,969 I'm with you, though. 440 00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:05,972 Everything in my life is upside-down lately, 441 00:21:05,972 --> 00:21:07,707 because of my Saturn return. 442 00:21:07,707 --> 00:21:08,941 I'm trying to ride it out, but... 443 00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:11,410 It's gonna be the death of me. 444 00:21:15,348 --> 00:21:17,684 All righty. 445 00:21:17,684 --> 00:21:21,153 Well... 446 00:21:21,153 --> 00:21:23,889 I guess I'm gonna go. 447 00:21:24,823 --> 00:21:28,227 It's really good to see you, Dory. 448 00:21:29,195 --> 00:21:32,565 Well... 449 00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:37,269 Okay, look, I know what this is about. 450 00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,405 You're mad at me because I left your friend 451 00:21:39,405 --> 00:21:41,007 at the altar, but you have to understand 452 00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:44,744 that I will always have love for Elliott. 453 00:21:44,744 --> 00:21:46,278 Can we take a picture? 454 00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:47,780 It's just so funny 455 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:50,182 that we ran into each other, you know? 456 00:21:50,182 --> 00:21:51,884 It's not to make Elliott jealous. 457 00:21:51,884 --> 00:21:53,385 It's just to... 458 00:21:53,385 --> 00:21:56,022 celebrate the weird coincidence or whatever. 459 00:21:56,022 --> 00:21:58,290 Mm... 460 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,426 Uh, I'm gonna caption it 461 00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:02,261 "Mark and Dory forever." 462 00:22:02,261 --> 00:22:03,062 See? 463 00:22:05,464 --> 00:22:07,366 Dory is dead. 464 00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:12,104 Crazy. 465 00:22:17,276 --> 00:22:20,246 Okay. 466 00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:22,648 Rude. 467 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,021 Stephanie! 468 00:22:32,191 --> 00:22:34,827 Ah! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 469 00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:36,062 Are you okay? 470 00:22:36,062 --> 00:22:37,630 Take me home. 471 00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:39,498 Take me home. - Okay. 472 00:22:42,802 --> 00:22:44,170 Hello, Mr. Wreck. 473 00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,605 How are we today? - Question for you. 474 00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:47,506 Uh, you haven't seen my son, Charles-- 475 00:22:47,506 --> 00:22:50,042 er--Chip Wreck lately, have you? 476 00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:51,644 Not lately, Mr. Wreck. 477 00:22:51,644 --> 00:22:54,546 Though he did stay in your suite, um... 478 00:22:54,546 --> 00:22:56,949 for a couple of weeks, just a few months ago. 479 00:22:56,949 --> 00:22:58,284 Ah. A few months ago. 480 00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:00,019 Um, did he happen to... 481 00:23:00,019 --> 00:23:02,454 say where he would be heading after? 482 00:23:02,454 --> 00:23:05,324 He left a doll of you and your wife behind, 483 00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:07,960 and asked me to mail it to your sister's house 484 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,263 in Babyfoot, Massachusetts. 485 00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:13,800 Ah. Well. 486 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,635 That's very helpful. 487 00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:19,005 Uh... thank you, Allen. 488 00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,575 Um... 489 00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:26,979 Well, he's in Babyfoot. 490 00:23:26,979 --> 00:23:28,480 At Lilah's. 491 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,750 Oh. 492 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,219 - What? - Nothing. 493 00:23:33,219 --> 00:23:35,855 - You're upset. - Why would I be upset? 494 00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:38,357 - She's just my sister. - Is she? 495 00:23:38,357 --> 00:23:40,259 Is she, Richard? 496 00:23:40,259 --> 00:23:42,028 Is she just your sister? 497 00:23:42,028 --> 00:23:43,329 Don't do that. 498 00:23:45,832 --> 00:23:48,000 Okay, it's official. 499 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,669 They are fully lying to us. 500 00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:52,739 I swear to God, there is not a single article on here 501 00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:54,941 about "Mickey Skunkman," and I don't think there was 502 00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:56,408 ever any such thing as... 503 00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:59,712 as the "Lenny/Danny Radio Hour" or Doris Monkey. 504 00:23:59,712 --> 00:24:03,015 I mean, none of these things ever existed. 505 00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:04,483 I feel really stupid saying this, 506 00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:06,385 but I just feel like something... 507 00:24:06,385 --> 00:24:08,354 very sticky is going on here. 508 00:24:08,354 --> 00:24:10,356 So they just made all that up? 509 00:24:10,356 --> 00:24:12,091 That seems like something that you would do. 510 00:24:12,091 --> 00:24:13,259 You should've seen through that. 511 00:24:13,259 --> 00:24:14,927 Oh, come on, Dr--I-- 512 00:24:14,927 --> 00:24:16,495 Yeah, you're right. I would do that. 513 00:24:16,495 --> 00:24:18,330 Wait, Portia. - Yeah. 514 00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:21,634 You said you knew who Doris Monkey was. 515 00:24:22,735 --> 00:24:24,036 Yeah, um... 516 00:24:24,036 --> 00:24:26,572 Doris Monkey is a-- 517 00:24:26,572 --> 00:24:29,642 she was from that-- she was incredible in that. 518 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:32,578 What was it, the--with the... little animals and... 519 00:24:32,578 --> 00:24:34,546 all the people running around and... 520 00:24:34,546 --> 00:24:36,448 And I've loved her since I was so little, 521 00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:38,050 and my parents were always like, 522 00:24:38,050 --> 00:24:39,551 "Portia, stop being so obsessed with Doris," 523 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:40,887 and then I was trying to be her for Halloween 524 00:24:40,887 --> 00:24:42,288 one year, and she would-- 525 00:24:42,288 --> 00:24:43,455 in the interviews, she'd go "Zabba-doo," 526 00:24:43,455 --> 00:24:44,924 and so she was an idol of mine, 527 00:24:44,924 --> 00:24:46,492 and actually, a lot of my work 528 00:24:46,492 --> 00:24:48,127 has been sort of influenced-- - Sweetie, sweetie, 529 00:24:48,127 --> 00:24:49,628 sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, she's not real. 530 00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:52,231 What I'm saying. 531 00:24:52,231 --> 00:24:53,633 All right, fine. 532 00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:55,902 I just don't know what happened today. 533 00:24:55,902 --> 00:24:58,070 I feel like we're not even looking for Dory anymore, 534 00:24:58,070 --> 00:25:00,840 and now we're just on this path to, like, outing a company 535 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,541 'cause they acted psychotic towards us. 536 00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,243 - Look, look, look. 537 00:25:04,243 --> 00:25:07,046 All I know is that the twink is still out there, okay? 538 00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:09,115 And he is the face of Lil Sticky's! 539 00:25:09,115 --> 00:25:10,316 - I know. - And Richard 540 00:25:10,316 --> 00:25:12,351 and Gertrude Wreck lied to us today. 541 00:25:15,054 --> 00:25:17,189 Oh! 542 00:25:17,189 --> 00:25:18,925 What? What? 543 00:25:18,925 --> 00:25:20,192 Oh, my God! 544 00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:26,465 Elliott... 545 00:25:26,465 --> 00:25:27,767 Mark and Dory are together. 546 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:28,868 - What? 547 00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:29,969 And they both look terrible. 548 00:25:29,969 --> 00:25:31,838 - Oh, God. - Oh. 549 00:25:31,838 --> 00:25:33,472 Why does she look like that? 550 00:25:33,472 --> 00:25:35,942 Oh, my God. We did it. 551 00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:38,377 We actually did it. 552 00:25:38,377 --> 00:25:40,312 We put our minds to something... 553 00:25:40,312 --> 00:25:42,114 and we were really smart about it. 554 00:25:42,114 --> 00:25:44,116 We followed our intuition and we did it. 555 00:25:46,986 --> 00:25:50,156 We found Dory. 556 00:25:50,156 --> 00:25:53,860 ♪ On my, on my way ♪ 557 00:25:57,496 --> 00:26:00,867 ♪ On my, on my way ♪ 558 00:26:04,536 --> 00:26:08,040 both: ♪ On my, on my way ♪ 559 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:15,114 ♪ On my, on my way ♪